spaceballs-the-url:

darlingcorporal:

A stapler? …  Well that’s not nice.

An organic, generic brand pop-tart?  Ow….

Oh dear god. It’s my coffee table.

spaceballs-the-url:

darlingcorporal:

A stapler? …  Well that’s not nice.

An organic, generic brand pop-tart?  Ow….

Oh dear god. It’s my coffee table.

(Source: sexypantsunited, via w-for-wumbo)

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    a two foot christmas tree i have yet to take down…
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    My fiancé. Nice try! XD
  4. notpatrick-thatsforsure reblogged this from thebaconbutt and added:
    It’s a couch cushion Kinky as hell ;)
  5. thebaconbutt reblogged this from redemptiondot and added:
    Imma be raped by a bed.
  6. open-eyed-dreamer333 reblogged this from thephantomhivemaid and added:
    The flat screen tv?Owwie
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    My stuffed rabbit?
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    A 26 inch Plasma TV…I’ll go get the lube.
  9. yawnekxela reblogged this from shinkigami and added:
    A pillow…
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  11. mimsyaretheborogoves reblogged this from rosesareredandangelsarewhite and added:
    …My roommate?
  12. rosesareredandangelsarewhite reblogged this from suddenlynightvale and added:
    Ok it can either be 1. a map or 2. a bottle of hand sanitizer. EITHER WAY.
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  14. thehark-nessmonster reblogged this from acricket and added:
    shit my math book thats gonna hurt
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    liamdryden: dytabytes: batmanandsobbin: kayliemalinza: stunt-muppet: A vase full of lucky bamboo. Aw, shit. my dog D: a...
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    My wardrobe…I don’t know what to think about this.
  17. tetsukotkaburagi reblogged this from sunkist-mcscouty and added:
    “…An Orange Vanilla candle…Uh..”
  18. unicornspwnall reblogged this from caught-on-a-character and added:
    A bookcase….
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  23. pheasants-eye reblogged this from juodaanviinaa and added:
    hmmmm pillows???
  24. natasha-lisa reblogged this from cancerous
  25. notacolorfulmind reblogged this from sexypantsunited and added:
    She’s not an object but… My mom?! ._. Holy fucking shit, NO!
  26. ghoulsarax reblogged this from enbycandle and added:
    What There isn’t anything there How can you fuck me with the sky
  27. enbycandle reblogged this from dorkoverlord and added:
    My laptop charger. Specifically the plug-in part I Dear gosh
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  30. chernoalpha1 reblogged this from lollipopkind and added:
    god fucking dammnit.. it’s my rugby ball
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  32. asto-ria reblogged this from rhyse and added:
    A LUNCH BOX DEAR GOD
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