August 2011
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Guys must read this.
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
People that follow you but NEVER talk to you.
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For some masochistic reason, I’m watching The Bachelorette right now. It’s the pre-finale episode. It reminds me sooo much of 16 and Pregnant. It’s ridiculous.
“Patience is a virtue, but there comes a moment when you must stop being patient...”
– Laurell K Hamilton (via -atlashands)
July 2011
vaginastew:
i would be out enjoying the summer but i have internet access so
“One day you do meet a man who kisses you and you can’t breathe around it and you...”
– Karen Marie Moning Shadowfever (via -atlashands)
“Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be...”
– Alexandre Dumas père (via -atlashands)
“Just because somebody’s dead, you don’t just stop liking them-especially if they...”
– J.D. Salinger (via -atlashands)
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Days like today make me want to scream BALLS at the top of my lungs, in the middle of the street.
I also kind of want to punch something, but I have nothing to take my emotions out on physically. :b