While you cook I’ll hold you from behind kiss you on your neck and tell you how lucky I am to have you
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
netflix gives u 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with ur life today
Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.